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(no subject) [May. 16th, 2008|06:42 pm]
Luisa the friendly ghost.
In the past week I've seen:

A german shepard, on a trailer behind a motorcycle, wearing goggles.
A boat on wheels driving down bardstown road.
A fat man riding a large tricycle .. covered in windmills ... with advertising space on the back. It said: "Your advertisement here."
A man smoking a cigarette out of his nose.

I wonder how much it costs to advertise with the fat man on the tricycle ... Maybe I could pay him to put a sign that says "I'm a douchebag" on the back and ride up and down the street.
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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2008|11:27 pm]
Luisa the friendly ghost.
I need to quit pining for people. Its bad for my health.

(no subject) [May. 6th, 2008|01:59 pm]
Luisa the friendly ghost.
I was walking down my front steps and a woman got out of her car and walked up to me, she asked me if I knew how much the house on the corner was going for. I said I didn't know. She said that she's from Seattle, and she's been looking at houses in the area because she loves this neighborhood. I told her that she could just go knock on their door and ask them about the house, and she said "You can do that ? If someone did that in Seattle they'd probably get shot."
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Satoru. [Apr. 19th, 2008|10:51 pm]
Luisa the friendly ghost.

Still missing. We checked the humane society and he's not there, but they have our information in case he shows up.

(no subject) [Apr. 14th, 2008|01:06 pm]
Luisa the friendly ghost.
I'm going to make a tee-shirt that says "John McCain SMOKES CRACK and HAS AIDS. Vote democrat."

I've never really cared about politics, but I'm pretty excited about this election. Both Hillary and Obama would be just fine by me ... If another republican gets elected into office I'm joining Al-Qaeda.

My dad wants Obama to win, but only because all politicians are full of shit and can get nothing done .. and when Obama goes in there everyone will be expecting a big change, so when none of it happens there'll be a huge radical movement.

I'll take option number four, please. Viva la revolución.
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(no subject) [Apr. 10th, 2008|12:36 pm]
Luisa the friendly ghost.
You know its time to wean your kittens when they start gobbling up bits of cat food off the floor...

(no subject) [Apr. 10th, 2008|12:30 pm]
Luisa the friendly ghost.
I just woke up to a news clip of the Dalai Lama shaking his finger and saying "No body has the right to tell anybody to shut up."

(no subject) [Apr. 7th, 2008|04:15 am]
Luisa the friendly ghost.
"you know, like, fiery burning hell coming out of my anus."
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(no subject) [Mar. 28th, 2008|01:11 am]
Luisa the friendly ghost.
"what the hell are you wearing ? thats soooo last season"

"Are you being facetious?"

"whats facetious ?"

"Not serious. Sarcastic. Please tell me you're not being serious."

"what do you mean?"

"I mean real people, in the real world, do not really say 'thats so last season'. Unless their being facetious."

"I'm not"

"So you're not a real person ?"

"... LOL yes I am."

"No you're not. Not possible. What are you really ? A computer programmed with a database of cliches ? A humanoid hunk of plastic given rudimentary spelling skills ? ... How old are you ?"

"fuck you. i'm 26 and Im a real person ... wtf is your problem?? "

"I wish I could reach through my computer and punch you in the face but I cant."

(no subject) [Mar. 5th, 2008|02:09 am]
Luisa the friendly ghost.
"Yes, can you tell me where to find the vi-nigger and the plastic cunt-tainers ?"

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