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[Dec. 5th, 2008|08:45 pm] |
Here's some of the junk I make up for sale on the interweb:
http://greenhousearts.biz/zencart/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=3
Tomorrow during bardstown road aglow, between 5 and 10, I will have a booth out by the green house gallery with stuff for sale. The green house is located near the corner of bardstown road and grinstead, next to the karma cafe.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 15th, 2008|01:56 pm] |
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Does she make you happy, or are you just happy that you're not alone ? |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 2nd, 2008|11:11 pm] |
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Hahah. I flipped off Anne Northup. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 19th, 2008|02:37 am] |
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I miss you. Why am I still here ? |
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| The squarest grave I've ever seen. |
[Jun. 8th, 2008|12:52 am] |
Deja died about an hour after I came home from work today. We all sat around him and petted him and told him how much we love him ... I said "You're such a good boy, Deja.", he tried to reply but couldn't really make any noise. He's always been a talker..
"Love you buddy."
"Mow."
"You're such a good boy."
"Mrrow."
"Ready to go inside ?"
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"Yeah, didn't think so."
Sometimes he would follow me around the house .. I'd offer him food, he wouldn't eat, I'd turn on the faucet for him, he wouldn't drink .. I'd set him down in bed with my mom and he wouldn't lay down .. he would watch me walk to the door and I'd say "What's up buddy, you want to hang out with me for a while ?" And he would mow at me and jump down off the bed. I'd lay down in the hammock with him on my chest and he would purr and talk to me for a while and then fall asleep. Up to the very end he was the same loving, spunky, talkative kitty he's always been. He was the best fucking cat anyone could ever have.
... And this is what he looked like just before he died:
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When you have chronic renal failure your kidneys can no longer filter out all the toxins that come into your body, so the toxins stay in your blood .. and then collect other places and do damage. They cause ulcers that turn to dead tissue, they could cause swelling behind your eye, for example .. put pressure on your brain, push your eye out so far that you can't close your lid, and then your eye crusts over and the tissue dies. They make you nauseated, your body uses up so much water trying to flush the toxins out of your system that you become dehydrated, constipated as a result .. you loose your appetite, and not eating makes everything worse. Essentially when your kidneys can no longer handle the load your body withers away and rots around you.
This is a good reason to be very careful when using antifreeze, witch is a common poison that effects pets. Its also a good reason why someone who, say, soaks meat in antifreeze and puts it out for animals to eat, should be slowly and brutally slaughtered and spend the rest of eternity in hell watching their own body decay around them. |
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| Calculators and Karaoke. |
[May. 18th, 2008|02:39 pm] |
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I'm digging up a bunch of older Nine Inch Nails stuff to add to my ipod ... I like how I can still remember the lyrics to almost every song I've downloaded so far, things I haven't listened to much at all since I was sixteen, but if you asked me to solve a basic division problem I couldn't do it. I don't remember jack-shit from math class, but I could recite to you a million angsty songs. |
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[May. 16th, 2008|06:42 pm] |
In the past week I've seen:
A german shepard, on a trailer behind a motorcycle, wearing goggles.
A boat on wheels driving down bardstown road.
A fat man riding a large tricycle .. covered in windmills ... with advertising space on the back. It said: "Your advertisement here."
A man smoking a cigarette out of his nose.
I wonder how much it costs to advertise with the fat man on the tricycle ... Maybe I could pay him to put a sign that says "I'm a douchebag" on the back and ride up and down the street. |
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[May. 14th, 2008|11:27 pm] |
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I need to quit pining for people. Its bad for my health. |
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[May. 6th, 2008|01:59 pm] |
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I was walking down my front steps and a woman got out of her car and walked up to me, she asked me if I knew how much the house on the corner was going for. I said I didn't know. She said that she's from Seattle, and she's been looking at houses in the area because she loves this neighborhood. I told her that she could just go knock on their door and ask them about the house, and she said "You can do that ? If someone did that in Seattle they'd probably get shot." |
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| Satoru. |
[Apr. 19th, 2008|10:51 pm] |
Still missing. We checked the humane society and he's not there, but they have our information in case he shows up. |
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[Apr. 14th, 2008|01:06 pm] |
I'm going to make a tee-shirt that says "John McCain SMOKES CRACK and HAS AIDS. Vote democrat."
I've never really cared about politics, but I'm pretty excited about this election. Both Hillary and Obama would be just fine by me ... If another republican gets elected into office I'm joining Al-Qaeda.
My dad wants Obama to win, but only because all politicians are full of shit and can get nothing done .. and when Obama goes in there everyone will be expecting a big change, so when none of it happens there'll be a huge radical movement.
I'll take option number four, please. Viva la revolución. |
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[Apr. 10th, 2008|12:36 pm] |
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You know its time to wean your kittens when they start gobbling up bits of cat food off the floor... |
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[Apr. 10th, 2008|12:30 pm] |
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I just woke up to a news clip of the Dalai Lama shaking his finger and saying "No body has the right to tell anybody to shut up." |
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[Apr. 7th, 2008|04:15 am] |
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"you know, like, fiery burning hell coming out of my anus." |
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[Mar. 28th, 2008|01:11 am] |
"what the hell are you wearing ? thats soooo last season"
"Are you being facetious?"
"whats facetious ?"
"Not serious. Sarcastic. Please tell me you're not being serious."
"what do you mean?"
"I mean real people, in the real world, do not really say 'thats so last season'. Unless their being facetious."
"I'm not"
"So you're not a real person ?"
"... LOL yes I am."
"No you're not. Not possible. What are you really ? A computer programmed with a database of cliches ? A humanoid hunk of plastic given rudimentary spelling skills ? ... How old are you ?"
"fuck you. i'm 26 and Im a real person ... wtf is your problem?? "
"I wish I could reach through my computer and punch you in the face but I cant." |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|02:09 am] |
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"Yes, can you tell me where to find the vi-nigger and the plastic cunt-tainers ?" |
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